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一个如果她对你不反感,你很有可能能拿下她的故事

  小孩子 · 2019-1-25 23:50:54 · 1800 次点击 ·阅读模式     
事情是这样的~

阿狸有个小圈子

我们因为英语,勾搭到了一起

虽然,我们英语都没啥进步

但是我们都有一个共同的身份:单身狗

汪汪汪~






前天晚上,远在广州的她

晚上加班之余

呼叫其他狗友

“如何认识优质男青年?”

此话一出

炸锅了......




在哪呢? 在哪呢? 在哪呢?

一大波单身汪

还有五秒到达战场




每天加班 顿顿外卖

别说优质

连个男青年都木有啊喂


狗友们心心相惜之余

突然发现

自己以前多么挥霍

拒绝了

一个又一个大好青年

连阿狸都气的牙根痒痒

后来

一狗友分享了

这样一个凄美的故事


大四考研期间

她就被人盯上了

这个学弟

天天水果不离手

陪吃饭 陪打水 陪占座

奈何她情商发育迟缓

不为所动

是矜持吗

可学弟不干了

准备拿下她

十一国庆,约电影走起

抵不过他的软磨硬泡

就这样坐在了电影院里





看着看着

怎么突然有爆米花 停在眼前?

额,学弟不用 学姐不爱吃

怎么又来了饮料?

额,真的学弟 学姐不渴

......

终于电影结束了

离场等待时

“怎么这小子还想拉我的手?”

她就那么,躲呀躲,躲呀躲

结果成功的躲过了一段爱情






为什么啊

为啥人家拉你的手 你不给?

她的理由

“人家手那么粗糙,我怕他像在拉汉子的手......”

真的是要笑死了

哈哈哈哈哈哈~~~


真可惜呐
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